he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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