There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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