Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Of course I have a pirate flag
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
