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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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