She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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