Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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