Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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