Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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