i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
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