How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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