dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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