Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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