If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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