It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
