She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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