Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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