fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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