maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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