Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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