I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Ketchup is God's man juice
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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