I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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