Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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