I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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