"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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