i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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