Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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