so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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