Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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