well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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