apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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