Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
