Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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