Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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