we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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