Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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