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My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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