I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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