Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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