I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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