if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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