We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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