do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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