This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
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