spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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