the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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