Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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