ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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