went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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