That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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