The maid of honor just puked.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
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