There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
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