I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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