too bad you live with your parents still
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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