she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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