So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
